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4 months ago

Ok guys the Blog Switch is in place, i am now hangin out at a different nen url, nen is still in there,see you all sometime, im sleep

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4 months ago

Hello everyone! I am going to be switching over to a new blog in the next few days, so if you get followed by a nen in that timeframe, it’s me! You can message me also if you want the url, but if we’re still in the same fandoms you’ll probably start to see me around a bit more anyway. OKAY BYE

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4 months ago

I need to work out what to do with this blog when I move to The New One….

II wish that ‘make all posts private’ script hadn’t been abandoned years ago, I’m afraid to even touch it now but it’d be real useful. I could shut away everything and then re-open the few posts people actually use…

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4 months ago

For my birthday tomorrow I would like my dad to not be sick any more please

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4 months ago

Anywa im going to be and hopefully things will be better in the morning… been saying that for weeks and weeks now but one day it’s gotta happen  right

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4 months ago

Dad had yet another surgery to put drains in for his abcesses and yesterday they collected 12ml of fluid from them

Today they got EIGHTY

Not eight, not eighteen, 80ml.

I want my dad to not be sick!!! I want the medical treatments to not be awful and painful for him! I WANT TO BE SURE THAT HE IS NOT GOING TO DIE!!!

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4 months ago
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raptorific:

Vanilla Stock Character in an Oh Joy Sex Toy comic who thinks the kink is weird and gross until an underwear-clad furry tells them “actually, it’s totally NOT weird,” at which point they say “really?” and give it the old college try

VS.

Chick Tracts sock puppet stock character who is very firmly non-Christian until Jack Chick’s self-insert walks up and tells them “actually, CHRISTIANITY is the right religion!” at which point they’re immediately like “WHAAAAT?! I didn’t know that!! I’d better convert RIGHT NOW so I can get into Christian Heaven!”

Winner has to fight plebcomics SJW strawman

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4 months ago
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I want to believe in ghosts. I love ghost stories. We were shooting Keanu in New Orleans, and the whole cast went on this ghost tour, led by this sexy, swarthy guy. Like, “If these streets could talk, they’d tell some pretty scary stories. But you probably don’t want to hear about that…” I was looking over at Method Man like, “Oh, my God, I brought a member of the Wu-Tang Clan to this fucking ghost tour. He’s going to hate it.” At the end of the tour, Method Man raises his hand. I was like, “Oh, here it comes.” He goes, “Sometimes I wake up and I feel something sitting on my chest. What is it?” And I’m thinking, It’s blunts, it’s blunts, stop smoking blunts. But the tour guide is like, [nodding] “That’s going to be a night hag.

interview with jordan peele (via flamelikeme)

@focsle do you know this tour guy

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4 months ago
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@pipistrellus its passum :V !!!

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5 months ago
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aprilwitching:

there are whole religions based around the ceremonial voring of god,

Raised Catholic, can confirm, Jesus commanded his followers to vore him

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5 months ago

I love having to budget the only tablets that can calm me down when my panic attacks start up because my new psych won’t give me a new script!!!!! Definitely not harmful in any way whatsoever, the fact that the only other thing that helps is Booze Booze Booze is no cause for concern I’m sure!!!!!

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5 months ago
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commandtower-solring-go:

ajohnnygoldmain:

TFW your wealthy gay neighbors one-up you by building TWO statues when you only have one.

The gay agenda out in full form

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5 months ago

I have had nightmares about me and various relatives getting cancer every night for the last week and a half.

I wake up like ‘whew! glad that was just a dream’ and then BAM my dad… is still in hospital… thanks brian glad i get to experience that moment of horror again every morning….

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5 months ago
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raisehelia:

raisehelia:

“Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it.” honestly works for almost every single New Yorker cartoon caption.

Proof of concept:

TT